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Rajnikanth is a famous actor and a popular Indian personality. He holds a massive fan following because of his stylish gestures, expressions and exceptional dialogs. He is also a recipient of the Padma Bhushan, India's 3rd highest civilian honor, for his great contribution to Indian cinema. He was declared as one of the most influential persons in South Asia by Asiaweek.

A list of some latest Rajnikanth jokes. Thanks to the huge fan following, of Rajnikanth... that people around have given their direct and indirect contributions to this collection of some newest funny and hilarious Rajni jokes.

Before you watch Robots, Know this about Rajnikant
Some facts about Rajnikant from his films:
1. Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3. Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
4. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

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Name: Rajnikanth
Hobbies: Playing with lions, swimming with tsunami, skating in volcano, catching bullets when
Someone shoots, running against flying plane, playing with lightning
The legend of India……

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Rajnikant was studying in 3rd STD....someone stole his rough note....and
Now they call it as .............Wikipedia
Crazy people!!!!

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When Rajnikant was a Student……..
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes……………………………

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Rajnikant was shot today...
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Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…J

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be:-
Faster..
Better…
RAJNIKANT….

No it should be (strictly)

RAJNIKANT.
RAJNIKANT...
RAJNIKANT…

Mind it…!!!

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Rajni can walk faster than light….
“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed; it can only be changed from one form to another”.

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Once, a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

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Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as….
“AMBUJA CEMENT”

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Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

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If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

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If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three Years warranty”…..

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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump Event…

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid
enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

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When Rajnikanth is asked to kill someone he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it The day he finds out.

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Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket... He played a defensive shot...now that BALL is called Pluto.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

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Recently, China airports were closed due to heavy fog, later it was discovered that Rajnikant was having hookah in India

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Nokia Launching Rajnikant 'R' Series In 2012.
Features: 20 SIMS,
Battery Standby: 1 Year,
1000 GB Memory,
100 Megapixels Camera,
TV,
Oven,
Washing Machine,
Fridge,
AC,
Mini Rocket Launcher,
Mini AK-47 &
The New Special Feature 24G In Which U Can Meet The Person & Talk Directly.

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Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’!
When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”

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Once, Rajnikant was having a cup of tea. Suddenly, in his typical style he cut the tea into half. Since then, we know our popular cutting chai.

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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikant and refused to pay him back... That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.

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One night, a ghost was consoling another, "Don't worry, I told you it's all in your mind... There is nothing like Rajnikant".

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Girl Romantic Mood Mein Rajnikanth Se Boli.
Girl: Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jaano ?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. Per Gram

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When you search Rajini in Google, what does Google say?
"I'm Feeling Lucky”!

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How does Rajni do Shirshasan?
He simply turns the world upside down.

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This message has been sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity.
"Stop making jokes on me otherwise I will delete your FORWARD option"

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DHOOM-3 Scene:
John, Hritik, Aamir on BIKE with speed of 2000km/hr.
And suddenly, Rajnikanth overtakes them with Bicycle
And says
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“Save Fuel Use cycle"

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Once Rajnikant was on the hot seat of KBC....
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

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Q: Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
A: To protect the sun from his eyes!

Can you kill two enemies with one bullet? Can you run faster than light? Can you deliver punchy one-liners while a cigarette dangles from the lip? There is only one person who can... apna Rajni Anna! From being the highest paid actor to the most idolized silver screen star spanning fan clubs across all age groups. A humble tribute to the Cultural Icon of India. Watch this spoof and LOL.

Summary:
Extras: It's a romantic comedy film with a simple story. The tagline is "Majnu is on the run whereas Laila is enjoying".
Story: Viren (Ritesh Deshmukh) is a simple boy with big ambitions. He is engaged to wed to Mini (Genelia D'Souza), a tomboy and fun-loving girl. However soon Viren is kidnapped and is surprised to know that his kidnapper is none except his fiancée, Mini and she was pretending that she had been kidnapped by Viren. The whole story folds and unfolds between them like a hide and seek game.

Cast & Crew:
Release Date: February 24, 2012
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Banner / Distributor: Tips Music Films
Music Label: Tips
Color: C
Language: Hindi
Cast:
Riteish Deshmukh as Viren
Genelia Dsouza as Mini
Om Puri as Chaudhary
Tinu Anand
Smita Jaykar
Abhishek Bachchan (Cameo)
Veena Malik in an item number
Crew:
Director: Mandeep Kumar
Producer: Kumar Taurani
Story & Screenplay: Abhijeet Sandhu
Music Director: Sachin-Jigar
Cinematography: Chirantan Das
Film Editing: Manish More
Art Direction: Kishan Gupta, Prabhat Thakur

Media Coverage:
THE TIMES OF INDIA
Bollywood's latest to-be-couple Riteish Deshmukh and Genelia D'Souza's film " Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya" is all set for a Feb 24 release.
They are coming together on screen after seven years, after their 2004 release "Masti". Directed by Mandeep Kumar, it is a romantic comedy.
The film produced by UTV Motion Pictures and TIPS Industries Ltd is an endearing tale of how unusual circumstances bring people together and change their lives forever.

Summary:
Three high school students make an incredible discovery, leading to their developing supernatural powers beyond their understanding. While they learn to manage their skills and use them to their benefit, their lives begin to spin out of control, and their darker sides start to conquest.

Cast & Crew:
In Movie Theaters: February 3, 2012
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Sci- Fi
Distributed by: 20th Century Fox
Cast: Michael B. Jordan, Dane DeHaan, Michael Kelly, Ashley Hinshaw, Alex
Russell, Anna Wood, Joe Vaz, Luke Tyler, Matthew Dylan Roberts
Crew:
Director: Josh Trank
Screenplay: Max Landis
Story: Max Landis, Josh Trank
Producer: John Davis, Adam Schroeder
Executive Producer: James Dodson
Cinematography by: Matthew Jensen
Film Editing by: Elliot Greenberg
Production Design by: Stephen Altman
Art Direction by: Patrick O'Connor
Set Decoration by: Fred Du Preez
Costume Design by: Dianna Cilliers
Special effects supervisor: Mickey Kirsten
Animation: Adam Lawson, Chris Street

Summary:
With the genre of romantic film, Jodi Breakers is a modern era and buoyant film that is a story of 2 people who don’t believe in love. The story revolves around dysfunctional relationship, which lastly go ahead to break ups. The first time pair, R Madhvan and Bipasha Basu is geared up to encourage with their first romantic comedy. Directed by Ashwini Chaudhari, it is surely an exciting storyline but it wholly depends on the director how he has characterized in the film. Jodi Breakers is very much expected film which presents new casting and different storyline on serving dish. It is total entertaining film and sizzling Bipasha Basu will be spotted romancing with Madhvan. Rest cast also play their true character in this film.

Media Coverage:
THE TIMES OF INDIA
Bollywood's first divorce party in Jodi Breakers
For the first time, the Indian audience will witness a divorce party. Separation calls for celebration in Ashwini Chaudhary's Jodi Breakers, produced by Prasar Vision.
"Parting ways has always been considered a heartbreaking experience, but in Jodi Breakers we've given it a very humorous color. Following his break up, the song Kunwara shows our lead actor Madhavan celebrating his single status once again. His friends have thrown a party in honor of his new-found freedom," says Chaudhary.
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Bipasha, Madhavan play break-up experts in Jodi Breakers
Bong beauty Bipasha Basu has recently admitted that she feels awkward doing intimate or kissing sequences on screen and had a tough time when she had to do one for Dhoom 2.
However, in the first promo of her latest movie Jodi Breakers, Bipasha and Madhavan, who play break- up experts, are seen locking lips with each other. Well there are no prizes for guessing that while breaking other jodi s, Bips and Madhavan will themselves become a pair!
Jodi Breakers is directed by Ashwini Chaudhary and is slated for a February 24 release. The movie also stars Omi Vaidya, Milind Soman, Dipannita Sharma and Helen.

Summary:
Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl), an unemployed lingerie purchaser, convinces her bail bondsman cousin, Vinnie (Patrick Fischler), to give her a shot as a bounty hunter. Her initial assignment is to track down a former cop, Joe Morelli (Jason O'Mara), on the run for murder -- the same man who broke her heart years before. With the help of some friends and the best bounty hunter in the business, Ranger (Daniel Sunjata), she slowly learns what it takes to be a true bounty hunter.
Additional cast members comprise John Leguizamo as Jimmy Alpha, Ana Reeder as Connie Rossoli, Ryan Michelle Bathe as Jackie and Sherri Shepherd as dual roles playing 2 hookers with hearts of gold. There are no details about Shepherd's dual roles however one of them is confirmed to be Lula. Grandma Mazur will be played by Debbie Reynolds.
Additional Notes:
The movie is based on the first novel in writer Janet Evanovich's bestselling Stephanie Plum series. Rumored to be the start of a film franchise. The production will shoot in Western Pennsylvania from July to early September 2010 (7/21/10). Pittsburgh will double for the book's setting of Trenton, New Jersey.

Cast & Crew:
Genres: Crime Action Comedy Adaptation Mystery
Release Date: January 27, 2012
Cast:
Katherine Heigl, Jason O'Mara, Daniel Sunjata, John Leguizamo, Sherri Shepherd,
Debbie Reynolds, Patrick Fischler, Debra Monk, Ana Reeder, Leonardo Nam, Nate
Mooney, Gavin-Keith Umeh, Jake Andolina, Adam Paul, Jack Erdie, Brenna Roth,
Danny Mastrogiorgio, Alexis Treadwell Murray, Michael Laurence, Jackson Nunn,
Lisa Ann Goldsmith, Jarrod DiGiorgi, Michelle Herforth, Jeffrey Jones, Jaesyn
Reese, Aaron Kleiber, John D. Matthews, David Barckhoff, Jason Baker, Madeline
S. McEneney, Gregory W Bartley, Tony Amen, Ryan Michelle Bathe, Robert
Brown, Andrew G Buchan, Alexis Ferrante, David Flick, John Gaydos, Alana
Hixson, William Kania, Wayne Leya, Bill Martin, David Dale McCue, Tiffany
Sander McKenzie, Diedra Arthur O'Ree, Robert Oppel, Kyle Quinn, Joshua Elijah
Reese, Michelle Vezzani, James Werley
Crew:
Directed by: Julie Anne Robinson
Produced by: Wendy Finerman, Tom Rosenberg, Gary Lucchesi, Sidney Kimmel,
Richard Wright
Executive Producers: Katherine Heigl, Andre Lamal, Nancy Heigl, Jim Tauber,
Bruce Toll, Eric Reid
Co-Producer: Zane Weiner
Cinematography by: Jim Whitaker
Screenwriter: Liz Brixius, Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Kiwi Smith
Original Music by: Deborah Lurie
Film Editing by: Lisa Zeno Churgin
Production Design by: Franco-Giacomo Carbone
Costume Design by: Michael Dennison
Special Effects by: Ray Bivins, Gary Pilkinton
Writing credits: Stacy Sherman, Karen Ray, Liz Brixius

Summary:
"Kate Beckinsale, star of the 1st 2 films, returns in her lead role as the vampire warrioress Selene, who breaks out imprisonment to find herself in a world where humans have discovered the existence of both Vampire and Lycan clans, and are carrying out an all-out battle to eliminate both immortal species.
Six months after the events of Underworld: Evolution, Selene (Kate Beckinsale) was captured by humans. Eventually both government officials and the public discover about the existence of the 2 immortal species of Vampires and Lycans (Werewolves). A crusade and all-out battle has started: study and eliminate. After being imprisoned in cryogenic suspension for twelve years, Selene manages to break out the facility.

Cast & Crew:
Genre: Action & Adventure, Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Banner: Lakeshore Entertainment, Screen Gems
Release Date: Jan 20, 2012
Studio: Lakeshore Entertainment
Cast: Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Rea, Michael Ealy, Theo James, India Eisley, Sandrine Holt,
Charles Dance, Kris Holden-Ried, Jacob Blair, Adam Greydon Reid, Catlin Adams, Robert
Lawrenson, Lee Majdoub, Tyler McClendon, Panou, Ian Rozylo, Benita Ha, Christian Tessier,
Kurt Max Runte, Mark Gibbon, Richard Cetrone, Dan Payne
Crew:
Director: Måns Mårlind, Björn Stein
Producer: Gary Lucchesi, Tom Rosenberg, Richard S. Wright
Story: John Hlavin
Screenplay: J. Michael Straczynski
Executive Producer: Skip Williamson, Len Wiseman
Banner: Lakeshore Entertainment, Screen Gems